Drunken Girl (outside window): WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Me (inside Maddie's room): WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
Mitch (from inside his room): I WANNA ROCK!

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[Our scene: Computer lab. Line of four guys in ballcaps and the height of WalMart fashion.]

Guy from Cape Breton One: *drops scarf around neck of Guy from Cape Breton Two*
Guy from Cape Breton Two: That's cashmere if I've ever felt it, b'y!

[Scene.]